primordialsandstonedevice:

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

(via barelyup)

lexlifts:

jewishsquats:

Do ppl giggle during sex??

If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.

(via bakcwards)

wolffenstien:

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

(via kaiiuu)

marsixm:

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

(via youngblossom)

just-shower-thoughts:

For socially awkward people, self checkouts are the best invention of the 21st century

(via nothiiing-personal)

baracknobama:

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via nothiiing-personal)

officialunitedstates:

basicallybeesus:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work

(via nothiiing-personal)

gaspack:

being gay and having gay friends is a joy straight people will never know

(via surfsidestride)